Poor Confused Shit Souls

Its me & Chekkan. Really f**ked up and trying to f**k the f***ing shit.........
It has been a long time since I updated my blog!. I know that all these F**ing F** word never add up any charisma
to my blog. but I cant control my F**ing anger or the F** on the shit.

And the F***ing shit the F***ing mosquitoes are biting us like f***ing hell. F***ing we tried all sorts of F***ing Mosquito

repellants. Even F***ing Charles Darwin couldn't realize these f***ing Mosquitoes go through evolution whenever these mosquito companies launch a F***ing new product.

fuckin whatever all these f***ing stuff makes my girlfriend sad.

All these cool Lucifer/ Tony Montana/ pulp fiction/ Gangsta /and the silly Mankaatha caller tune "S**t stuff doesnt impress her. What should I do?????????????

This will continue Morons.......... Jithu joined the company!

I realized: there is a Rebel in me.

To be fuckin continued.......

2010 year of men

Its 2010 now.

Yesterday ( Mafioso Palli ) Alex Palliveedan asked me to Review his blog. Now, he is behind some crap Ideology called ZEN. Its an Ideology only he can understand. Leave that Shit, I cant understand the basic Economics then how do I understand the shit called ZEN. ( I expect a F***** reply from Palli for this. A###@%$e was complaining about the ATTITUDE of a cow when we went to Pndicherry. I dont care a shit about it). I thought about updating my blog.

Hari was in all praise of rich pepole yesterday as they they dont worry about ordering varieties of side dishes while boozing. Poor guy was having Old Monk Rum and usual Masala boondi. I tried to convince him that its not the side dishes gives you a High, its the alcohol gives you a High. Atleast he should be happy that we have some boondhi and Thums up to go with. I need to say that my other friend Sajith was fully satisfied with the Masala Boondhi. He was worried about the future saying that when we can stop OMR and start drinking Johnnie walker. Again, I was forced to convince this guy.

The coversation goes like this.

Hari: This rich guys are so lucky that they can order any side dish while boozin. We are having this Bloody Masala Boondhi.
Me: Hari, its not the Side dish which gives you a High. Its the OMR giving you the high.
Hari: #@$%#%^^$
( Sajith was silently having OMR with Masala Boondhi.)
After few minutes
Sajith: Machha when are we going to change this brand OMR?
Me: Ali, OMR is the best. He stood with us through thick and thin. We cannot forget our Roots even if become So Rich.

( The weird look from these guys gave me an Impression that I am a Moron. Later they said me not to be a philosopher.
Later I realized that the lack of alcohol in my blood stream caused this confusion Btw: I did not booze.)

Later in the night I was preparin Chicken Curry thinkin about the difference between 2009 and 2010.
I came to a conlusion after some serious thoughts.

It is like this: " Ignore the factor 2 from 2009 and 2010. Now we have 009 and 010. Yes, you read it correctly.
2009 belonged to GAYS (009) This is the year for MEN (010) I became happy.

Sad songs stared coming from Hari's mobile and Sajith started speaking Kannada. Oops they are boozed up.
Chicken curry and Semia ( steamed rice noodles) ready on the table.

Its some kinda boring now:
Pinged DJ and Sankar:
No reply:
!#$#$^%^ may be busy chatting with their girlfriends.
Amminy is partiying.
As I am suffering from severe cold and Headache, please grant me ......

,,,,,ya nigga! Alex Palliveedan!! Copyright ----- Palli

3 things that Suck & Rock about kerela!!

Its been a long time that i have expressed my thoughts digitally! I am so ill-reputed for my Hyper Local Patriotism, So i thought probably i would express somethin objective about the subject which i preach the most! Kerala'ism!!

3 Things that SUCK!!** about kerela

** All the things stated are based on my perceptive individual opinion. Most of the points have been shadowed by my extreme prejudiced view on society :)

The Chicks : See first of all this is just a perceptive opinion. I am not sayin that they are not good looking or not fun to be with and stuff!! But somewhere I find Mal Chicks Kinda Boring!! I find their flirting as boring as readin my CA roommate Mathai ka Book on Commercial Auditing! may be its cuz they are too loud or egoistic or nagging or materialistic or.... I dunno , If you ask i cant pinpoint and show you a reason! but somewhere somthin makes them Boring by default!!

The Hypocrisy: I don't understand why such an intelligent and enlightened society should have this much amount of underlying hypocrisy. Parents don't talk sex, Girls wont accept that they have been kissed, Guys don't admit that they drink,

And whenever you ask any and i mean any couple! even when you find them making out inside SRIDHAR theatre! they have only one reply "We are just friends" (I never understood this friend shit!!!)



Sasi Tharoor : Author, peace-keeper, refugee worker, human rights activist, eleven books and newspaper columns, United Nations Under-Secretary-General and now a Minister...... All Well and fine. But Man isn't this guy so GAY!!!!
He reported to have moved out of the MLA Hostel saying that he dint have privacy there!! Man aren't you ruining the whole MAL thing here man! !
We invented the concept of sharing Underwears! You go to any hostel ! i mean any mens hostel , if u spot a guy who's walking around naked 99% that will be one of us a Mal!

We have been known, Loved and Respected among other ethnic groups for our Sense of sociableness & Non-Privacy! Here our KWAN! the love the respect and harmony that we and our Forefathers have built around all these years are being put to a toss!!

So Bottom Line is Sasi Tharoor! Nice suvave Guy! Educated and should be in the driving seat of a sinking economy!! But please don't relate him anywhere to Us & our KWAN!!


Now Lets talk about the

3 Things that Rock!!**

** I can go on an on and on and can put 3000 things in this list! But lets just prioritize!


The Kwan: This is the single Most important thing!! I have actually borrowed this word from the movie "Jerry Maguire"!

As per my Definition of Kwan is a Brotherhood Web of love, respect, community, Harmony, Chivalry , Brotherhood, Sacrifice, Reputation, Devotion, Vendetta, Protection, Money, Power, Supremacy, Honor in which Mal Guys operate on!! (Especially outside Kerela)

Just to give a brief example of KWAN!!

I can Go land at most of the Metro's at any point of time & stay free at my friends place, Friend's Friends place or Friend's Brother's Neighbor's Ex-collage Roomate's friends place! The only condition being that both the parties Are Mal's!


This is the KWAN I am talking about! 99% of the bachelor places i visited during my Bangalore & Chennai Days, I have seen atleast two Mal guys staying with them who are job hunting and living without any revenue earning model! they are just being supported by the KWAN!!!

PS: I had been to Bangalore on an election counting day and Managed to get myself and 2 of my friends Drunk till night 12'o clock on a complete dry day.
Its the secret of the KWAN!!


The Commies!: I think they (Actually We) are pretty coool.

leave alone the economic policies, The fall of USSR, The Cynic view on society and stuff! M talkin about the romantic aspect of the whole thing!!

The whole concept that children from their school ages are taught that there is somethin that is more important than sucess, Money and Career. and that Materialism is not the most important thing in life!! Most people outside kerela wont agree! But i think its cool! dunno Why but still! :)

The Spa Effect : God's own country thats the Kerela tourism board ka caption! But i think it should more be like "Not a State , But a SPA in disguise"

Where else in the world can you get drunk till 3 am in the morning ! (Rum On the Rocks) and get up next day without even a hint of a hangover!!

I Dunno what exactly powers this spa effect, may be its the humidity, the climate, the trees, the f0od or my best guess : "Coconut"

Yes m talking about coconut Thengga!. An ideal sunday starts by Vellayappam and Mutton stew! both containing Extensive amount of Coconut milk!! followed by a BRUNCH time Coconut Toddy accompanied by fish or beef fried only and only in coconut oil. And when it comes to lunch except the rice! everythin else is flavored by coconut!!

Evenings are time for a more serious alchoholic consumption and my favourite is Vodka plus tender coconut water! so Most of the above mentioned activities are actually speaking
Excuses to consume coconut in some form or the another!!

Bangalore oops ....... Bengaluru!!!!!

Hell comes round a twenty four hours as the city that was tthe first to be illuminated in the country to be absolute horseshit to dwell in. Theatricals takes a reverse as the roads are filled with rodents looking for pastures to live on. Mass communication like the TOI, Various FM Channel gives breakfast to the decision spinners making them believe as earthly Gods. 6 years ago, when the city of Bangaloe was blessed with the first contact of my holy feet it appeared as if I have landed is in the bush of evergreen eden. However I did not not realise that the same place was concieved by the more vintage inhabitants as the ruthless threadmilll that churns the life out of a living being giving it an impression that he is heading towards the most successfull life that he could ever imagine. Having said that its not a bad place either. We can find corporate power house like Infosys, Wipro, UB, you name the major companies under the sun, I can show you their office 20 Km radius. Intelluctuals says that Bangalore is Gone. But I am asking Where? Bangalore is still there though the name changed to Bengaluru. This is not the abode of God, the angels, and the souls of those who are granted salvation. It was a heaven but now becoming just another city. Bangalore was a devoloped city, now it is developing. You cant make a Shanghai out of Bangalore.

Oh God I am tired of writing. I have to go somewhere, just 10 kms. But the Commuting time is 1.30 hrs. BANGALORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPS ........ Bengaluru

Back into Action

After a long break I am back with my blog. Though things haven't changed a lot but yes they have definitely taken a turn for the better. Fedex Back in Business with the US Open, Rossi comfortably marching towards another championship, F1 world championship on a cliff hanger, Chelsea start the EPL season on a high and for a change India win Medal's' at the Olympics.

Most of the latest Movies were lacklustre, however there have been a couple of brilliant ones in "A Wednesday" and "Rock On". Gone are the days when Blasts were an unwelcome surprise.It seems to be a part of everyday affair.

A gush of Fresh evening breeze in my life named ******. Sorry, I do not want to mention the name. But still somewhere something is missing. My Life!!!
Those endless chat, those endless phone calls forcing me to chose a different path.

But I am not here for those silly things. I dont want to be counted as a loser. I have to keep the word which I gave to my parents, brothers, my friends and Mr. Sunder my Mentor.

Let me wind up with the lines which touched me a lot in recent times. "The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Folks. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd".

Sunday

Today is the chosen day when we would witness the outcome of what happens when an irreversible force strikes an immovable object. Sparks are bound to fly when high spirited brute striking power collides an accomplished juggernaut. momentum can swing either sides provides that the resources are utilized to its extreme limits. No one can script the final for today's Wimbledon final clash between the genius Roger Federer and name is Rafael Nadal. It would be no surprise if Federer goes on to lift the trophy but at the same time it can also head the polar opposite way with Nadal all but despair for the reigning champion. British Grand Prix, Asia Cup Final adding up the Spice to this Sunday.

Life is............

So was the month April. May has arrived and am still in the same path. Hope there is some drastic changes gonna happen in this month. As May is the Hottest Month here, something hot should happen. I am worried about the Sunstroke. The Government has officially put an alert on Sun Stroke. Guys its Damn hot here which makes my life very bad. At least I have to take 4 to 5 liters of water in a day. Life is showing me a way to conquer, but I am still confused. So, what are my chances to win? I have to think about it. Folks, if I say that life is a different game then dont support me. It is the same game for all, but the situations, the conditions after all your approach to it will make the end Result. So I am gonna change my approach towards the life lil bit. Dont worry, the way life goes now is forcing me to do so. "Times" get ready for the game. Pull your socks, set your Target Now, Run........

Folks I have to say Life is so Unpredictable. But still,
"I am the Chosen One"

Miles to go before I sleep.

What is happening here? Life is bit slow it seems. Making too many Calls Officially these days. I am Enjoying the work pressure nowadays. I would rather say I am running hard to achieve my target. Life is like that. Now a days I am saying myself the famous lines of Robert Frost.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Am I too sensitive nowadays. I am getting provoked easily. I am angry sometimes. But I am acting cool. Do not know when all those feelings is gonna get explode. Friends, so keep away from me.
Missing someone very badly. But I do not know who is that.

When is the D day? I'm eagerly waiting for that firmly sticking to the statement
"I am the Chosen One".

After a few days

It seems life is improving a bit nowadays. Sometimes it is funny. More responsibility. More power. More respect. This is wonderful. No time to read books instead I am watching old classics. I am missing those days I used to read thrillers. How many songs I can download in a day. But I am selective now. Stopped downloading all those bullshit songs. Shah is angry with me??? hey its not. But I am acting too much, but things will change. Dont worry. I wonder whether Dan brown stopped writing. He may be in CERN doing Research on time travel. Heard that Grisham has come with hi new book, will have to get a copy.
Nothin interesting here. Seems all are busy. I am afraid I am getting a back pain these day. How many times I have to change my seating position in a day. I will count it tomorrow.

Sometimes getting bored like a hell. Still I believe I am the chosen one.

Good Friday

Oh!!! its a Friday. Friday, Friday.
But I am in the office Sitting alone working, working , working. Listening to sad songs.

Its Raining outside, so its a good fun listening sad songs. This guy Aatif Aslam is taking me to some other world. Thanks to Gops and Nishad Ikka they are online and chatting with me. Still today is Friday. So, what is special about this Friday.

Folks Today is Good Friday and I am working.


But I firmly believe "I am The chosen One".

What a day?????

Today is one of the day which I cannot forget in my life. But I do not like to remember this day any more. But my mind says things will happen in a positive way. My manager is shifting to Bangalore. So, I will have to take care of the things for a few days. Going through a rough phase.

"Times, it is a challenge.
Its an opportunity.
Take it.
Do it.
You may find it hard to cop with the conditions.
You may find it heavy.
Dont worry.
You have the capacity.
You have to change a lot.
You have to be precise.
You have to be vigilant.
You have to go a long way.
Work hard. You will get the results."


"Times,"You are the Chosen one.""

John and Pradeepettan

John, My good Friend got the cd of Desert rose ( sting) in our room and he played that song countless time. Now I am addicted to that song.

About John:
John is My good friend. We were room mates for abt 4 years. He is a nice guy. He is like an encyclopedia. Ask anything he will give you an answer. You can trust him and his answers. He is crazy about bikes, books. Believe me we have touched a speed of 115 kmph on his Black Pulsar. His Favorite channels are History channel, discovery, espn, Star sports. He is gonna get married in this year. I do not have any words on his command over English Language.I am skipping so many things here coz, If I write about John one blog is not enough. John I miss you badly.

About Pradeep:
Pradeepettan as we call him ( means elder Brother), was another room mate of mine. He is the last word for talent. He is a gentleman. Trust him any time. He is an artist (Painter). You should see his work, talk to him once you will come to know what he is. He always take right decisions, that is y he is in this position today. Pradeepetta you have the authority to kick me and John anytime. Pradeepetta take care of John. so many things to writeabout Pradeepettan, but I miss you very badly.

Boredom

Its damn boring here today.
I wish I have enough money to fly to Brisbane to watch the F1. This is a Proud moment for all Indians as we have a F1 team.
Dr. Vijay Mallya, I admire You. Sometimes I feel that you are a Lunatic. But you proved you are not.

To Mallya.

Sir,

What is your expectation for this season?
How much money you invested for this team?
Why did you chose Giancarlo Fisichella as the driver?

We need a podium finish very badly.

Thanks.

My favourite is KingFisher Strong Beer. My favorite color is Red.

About Me

Okay Folks

Now lemme introduce myself.

I believe I am a Cool dude. Its very unfortunate nobody other than Mr. Times said this.
Btw who is Times.???
Yes "Times" Is a super cool dude. He is the best.
But dont follow him.
He doesnt know where he is heading to.
He wanted to become a driver when he was a child.
He wanted to become a pilot when he was in 2nd standard.
He wanted to become an IPS officer when he was in 6th standard.
He wanted to become a Doctor when he was in 10th standard.
He wanted to become an Engineer when he was in 12th.
He did Hotel Management after all.
Joined a Call center after completing the course.
Resigned after 10 months.
Joined a Tour company.

Latest:::::: He want to become an "ENTREPRENEUR ". Thanks to Jithu for injecting this idea into his brain.

Still He believes, He is the Chosen one.

Yes Folks I am the Chosen one. "Times Augastin Ambatt"

I wonder whether life is "copy & paste"

I do ot know how many Blogs I have created? But this is the only way I know to kill the time. Some times life is so funny, Ridiculous;
Farnkly speaking "it Sucksss".
so what is special to start a blog today. I dont know. today is a Saturday and I am damn Bored.
So wazzupp!!!!!! guys!!!!

As usual its boring here always..
I Found the reason " the adaptor connected to my Comp broke and I do not have Internet connection now"

Gops is busy as usual.
Maddy is running behind a girl.
Aloy is doing Business.
Jo Akka is doing Moderation.
No Idea about Vani akka. (Oh today is Saturday)
Rums is getting Married.
DJ which song are you lisening now?

BTW these are all my Friends.

Veeru will come tomorrow.
Sandeep is sleeping. Rahul is on duty.
Thomas is in ooty.
Alex writing Exams.
Luttu is in Bangalore.
Mayor Jithu, Where are you?
John and Pradeepettan I miss you both badly. ( Pradeepetta please take care of John.)
He will cry after doing all the silly things.
Ann and Sam Busy as usual.
Btw all are my good friends.

This is not copy & Paste.......... This is not copy & Paste......

THIS IS NOT COPY & PASTE